On the Retina display:
No, I can’t see the difference. I’m sitting at home watching a semi-pixellated version of the keynote streaming over the internet. I’ll have to take your word for it.

On Wi-Fi:
Seems like the venue should be able to provide priority access to Steve. Get him on a different network or something.

On FaceTime:
Everyone has to get an iPhone 4 now so we can do this.